And other than Sarah Harding and Chad Johnson’s (Charah?) yo-yo relationship, the Hollyoaks star’s absence in Celebrity Big Brother is sorely missed.
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However, there’s one person who’s not mourning his housemate status – Mr Danan himself.
The 39-year-old was spied lairing it up at V Festival as the life and soul of the, err, field.
Hitting the Chelmsford site last Sunday, Paul morphed into a one-man rave as he leapt about to Stormzy’s set as if no one was watching.
“I just can’t help dancing when I hear his tunes”
Paul Danan on Stormzy
Speaking exclusively to Daily Star Online, he told us: “I just love him. He’s great.
“I really wanted to come see him. I just can’t help dancing when I hear his tunes.”
The dad-of-one even shared a snap of himself with the Big For Your Boots star, alongside Stormy’s missus Maya and national treasures Stacey Solomon and Joe Swash.
Paul also bumped into master illusionist Dynamo backstage, tweeting a snap as he gushed over headliner Jay-Z who “absolutely killed it”.
Since leaving the CBB house, Paul hasn’t exactly been shy and retiring when it comes to airing his opinions on his co-stars.
Chatting about Charah’s showmance-or-romance affair, Paul told the Big Brother’s Bit On The Side audience that he thinks they’re faking it.
He said: “It’s not love, it’s definitely not love, and I think it’s a load of b******s to be honest.
“Sarah getting laid in the toilets is not a good look.”
Host Rylan Clark-Neal leapt to their defence, saying BBBOTS could neither confirm nor deny Paul’s statement.
Though fellow evictee Brandi Glanville continued to twist the knife in, blasting: “It’s co-dependency and it’s disgusting.
“It’s like honestly the grossest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire f***ing life.”
Only time will tell if the Love Machines stand by their Promise of remaining The Loving Kind on the outside world.
Tune into Celebrity Big Brother every night at 9pm on Channel 5.